Their Home Team Pride (3 gen of football stars become Southern Belles)

 

Their Home Team  Pride

In the Deep South, high school football rivalries can bring a team together, or pit families vs. families.  The Pruitts and the Samuels are two such families.  Patriarch Lewis played for West County Blue Raiders, as did his son Mike,  and grandson Colin was the WCHS quarterback last year. 

 

For 40 years, Roger J. Samuels was Lew Pruitt’s friendly rival, and a Samuels (son R.J. and grandson Tripper) always lined up on Homecoming Saturday against a Pruitt on the gridiron – often with a wacky bet at stake, designed to embarrass  the defeated family. 

 

This year, the Samuels thought they had the best prank; the losing Pruitts were to dress as a bridal party and pose for wedding photos.  Little did the Samuels know that their targets of scorned actually had a another cherished tradition: “Lana”, “Melody”, and “Candice” often got together to glam up.  

The beautiful bride, her glamorous mother, and elegant grandmother (dressed in WCHS blue, of course) smiled and posed fiercely as the Samuels’ boys gawked at the three shapely blondes.  The T-girl trio would relish going “1- 1” with their handsome dates – for these Blue Raider babes, victory was certain.

 

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This Calls For a Drink… (CHUG CHUG CHUG!)

 

This Calls For a Drink…

How that both their baseball careers are over, how do legendary father-son outfielders Jose and Emilio Juarez enjoy their away from the diamond?

Juanita: By becoming two sexy chicas!  Thanks to ROSITA, the delightfully sparking and intoxicating gender changing cocktail.  Right, baby girl?

Eva: That’s right mama!  Just a few sips of ROSITA and your body and your mind become 100% womanly.  We always have a glass before a hot night out with our old teammates.  But they can’t have any – because we don’t want these guys to “strike out” when we are to play with us! (giggle)

 

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The Winning Team (These girls can thank - LeBron James?)

 

The Winning Team

Blog Entry for July 4, 2013

Since they were young, my dad and his brother were always so competitive.  They bet on every sporting event, always dared the other to do something stupid.  Well, my cousin and I were getting a little tired of their antics, so we placed a little wager on the winner of the NBA Finals.  Our team won – and we had an unexpected payoff…

 

I have to give them credit; they spared no expense in making themselves – and us – over as two hot sisters, vacationing on the beach with their daughters.  These hunks we’re posing for have no idea what secret lies underneath these cute bikinis.  Shannon and I knew we’d make cute girls, but Mom and Auntie are pretty damm hot as well.

Can you say quadruple date?  I bet it will happen tonight! :)

Emilie

 

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Lea’s Personal Cheer Team (Sis - and Nieces - Boom Bah!)

 

Lea’s Personal Cheer Team

Luke Caldwell was nervous about seeing his family at homecoming.  Most people he loved had rejected him when he choose to live his life as the girl inside him – the pretty and perky Lea.  She had always wanted to be a cheerleader in college, like her big sister, who was the only one who truly understood why she like she did…

“Yeah, Aunt Lea!  Go team!,” yelled Staci and EmmaCaldwell as Lea’s nieces embraced her, along with their gorgeous mom Hilary, Lea’s role model and mentor.  Hilary knew what Lea was going through; six years ago Harry Caldwell also listened to his voices.  After school Hilary went back into the closet, but after a bad divorce and seeing the signs in his sons, Sean and Eric, she what she needed to do.   

Now she was a big sister again, and a happy mom. Now all the Caldwell sisters needed was each other – and of course, kind, handsome boyfriends!

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Birthday Party Compromise (A trio of beauty that will BOWL you over!)

BIRTHDAY PARTY COMPROMISE

“At first , I thought my dad was nuts.  Just because my little brother thinks he wants to be a girl, why are we all dressed up like this?  It seemed like a lame birthday gift,” confessed Matt Leone.   

“We had always gone bowling for birthday parties for the boys,” Jake Leone, dad to Matt and Reggie.

“So we compromised – all three of us went to this special salon to have girly makeovers.  And they did a great job – we looked like a cute family – a single mom and her daughters.”

“I sure did have a great time with them,” young Rachel was eager to share.  “But it was really cool to see both my big sister and Mom enjoying themselves!”  

Jessica looked at her elder daughter Molly and both had sheepish grins.  Turns out those two were having so much fun in drag, that they both had  been given phone numbers by guys who thought they were hot. 

 “I guess  I better find a boyfriend too,” giggled a innocently mischievous  Rachel.

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On Thin Ice (Rosa + girls glide into happiness)

 

On Thin Ice

I had to ask.  “Richie, how in the hell did you and your boys end up here at the skating rink dressed like… THIS?”

“Well, you know how much we love hockey, Dan.  It’s been very tough knowing that the NHL is on strike.   Justin, being the oldest, was needling Andrew that he could only watch ‘sissy’ figure skating.  Well, as someone who enjoys being a sissy, I called time out.  They were on thin ice already!"

"I punished them both by having them dress as cute girls in skating outfits.  I know a little something about these kinds of transformations you know.  So, the apple doesn’t far from the tree, eh?"

"Jennifer actually got asked out for a group skate, and I think that Amy will be a heartbreaker like her big sis.  No more fighting!  And my youngest, Zachary was already pretty girly for a toddler,  and Zoey looks so cute in her pigtails.  I really have gotten into being a skating mom, and we’ve all gotten a lot closer as girls!”

“You do make a pretty cool mom, Rosalie.  And you are all very beautiful.  How about if I take you and your daughters on a skate date?”   

She grinned, took my hand, and said, "Anytime, handsome.”

So, I want to publicly thank the millionaires who both own hockey franchises and play for them.  Without your inane bickering, my future wife and stepdaughters would never have come into my life!

 

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Ballin' with the Burtons (These boy-girls got game!)

 

BALLIN’ with the Burtons

 

“Listen up bitches,” said the mysterious figure.  “I know who all are. Ray and Gerald Burton, you two brothers are playground legends and played in the NBA for years.  Ray, you had three sons who all have game – Maurice, Stephen, and Cassius.  And even your boy, Wilson, was a future draft pick.  WAS, that is.  Notice some changes?”  

“On behalf of all of women you fucked – and fucked with – denying child support, abusing, and shaming, well, consider this a payback.  You like high heels, short dresses, big booty and being hoes?  It’s your lucky day girls.   And the world around you now only knows you as female.  Goodbye guys – hello, Rebecca, Giselle, Michelle, Selena, Clarice, and Winona.  Two MILF-y sisters, and four younger girls who love to party to your mommas.  And there’s a not  a player in the Association or in any of the clubs of South Beach or LA that won’t touch.  Your bodies crave cock – champagne – jewelry – attention – again, COCK.  Anytime – anywhere, any way!”

The shadowy figure grinned.  “Maybe you’ll get your own skanky reality series.  And while I hope that you sluts embarrass yourselves on national TV, maybe you’ll bond as moms, daughters, sisters, aunts, nieces…. oh hell naw, I wanna see you former ballers getting balled!

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Best of Three (a Tumblr only special post - get the link here!)

 

Hey ladies,

My Tumblr blog has been mimicing posting here on Blogger, as well as a way to refresh some older captions.   Towards that end, I have "rebooted" one set of three caps that appeared on this blog in 2011... and that was an extension of a cap from earlier that year... and that was the 2nd chapter of a one-off done in 2010.  I guess I like to recycle :)

A little trivia - the original "Robyn" was a real BB coach from Michigan State, and the twins were a pair of scholastic girl hoopsters.  Somehow I thought that the coach looked an awful like Larry David's TV wife and yes... I now realize that the Disney blondes I chose for her daughters are sisters, but not twins.   Oh well.

Please check out the start of my restarted story arc, with some hot new photos and a follow up on these trio's path to "victory."  The next part will be posted by next Sunday.  I would love to see some more "likes" and "reposts" on Tumblr, to make up for a lack of comments here on Blogger.   I miss Kyra :| and how about some of you making up for it huh? :p   Sorry - I'm a needy bitch I guess.  I still love you all for your support.  My # of members and views have never been higher! :)

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Any Given Sunday (Olivia "coaches up" Hannah)

 

ANY GIVEN SUNDAY

Hank: Jesus, Dad, again?!  You and your love of the Buffalo Bills has gotten you in trouble.  How could bet all of that money on them?  Sergio will collect , & that  means…

Oscar:  And that means it’s time for Olivia to come out to the sports bar again, and show one of Sergio’s clients a good time.  She’s the ultimate football party girl!  Go Bills!

Hank: Do you actually enjoy putting on a wig, lipstick and makeup, go-go boots, and a Bills jersey, and sucking those goons’ cocks?  What a fucking spectacle you … oh no…

SHIT!   The Packers just gave up that late touchdown and won’t cover.  I bet $5,000…

Olivia:  And Sergio will come after your ass now, sweetie.  You know, I may be able to convince him that my darling DAUGHTER will be on hand to help me entertain next week!

Hank: You are out of your fucking mind, old lady – err man,!  I’m not going to dress …

 

Olivia:  Dress like a slut, HANNAH?  Tell me baby “girl”, what other choice do you have?  Don’t worry, Mom will give you this little pink pill they gave me to curb those nasty male inhibitions!

A WEEK LATER ->

Hannah: Hey handsome!  I’m new here but my hot Mom Olivia says she knows you REAL well.  She says you like special girls like us who are into football, and “going under center” if you know what I mean! (giggle)  And GO Pack GO!  Hey, you look like our QB!

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Football Super-Fans! (Rah-rah for Leah & Jessica)

FOOTBALL Super-Fans!

To say that Justin Logan and his father Luke are huge fans of the NFL and the Atlanta Falcons would be an understatement.  The Logan house is a shrine to the “Dirty Birds;” not only Falcons memorabilia, but jerseys, hats, and yes, costumes.   

One time , the duo on a dare from their friends wore mascot costumes – with wings, beaks, even real feathers.  Then, an Atlanta radio station had a contest –  “Show your loyalty to the red and black by dressing as the ultimate Falcons Super-Fans!”  The winners would get free tickets to the luxury box at the stadium complete with on field access and meet and greet the players. 

 Justin and Luke had an epiphany, and they called Luke’s cousin Merilee who ran the best transformation salon in Georgia.  While hundreds of other fans wore masks, body paint, and weird goggles, “Jessica” and “Leah”  sashayed to the prize in matching cheerleader outfits – blonde wigs, and go-go boots.  And because “mom and daughter” have such tight tummies and sexy legs, they were quite popular with the team.   

In fact, the last we saw them, they followed two players back to the locker room for a little pre-game “stretching.”

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The “Fantasy” Cruise (Becky & the girls are looking to win BIG)

The “Fantasy” Cruise

My family & friends have been had a fantasy NFL league for years.  Last year, we had an unusual side bet.  Nobody from my family had even finished above .500 last year, and this year, if that trended repeated, me,(Billy)  my Dad  Ron and my Uncles Cal and Lewis would pay for vacation for ourselves and our league-mates (Stan, Jack, Kyle & my best bud, Richie)   

Well guess what happened.  And then, those bastards decided that they wanted to go on a Caribbean cruise.  But it was so expensive, the only cheap fares available were – get this – a special rate for “romantic couples.”   We got this deal thru our travel agent – my cousin Sally – who also practiced a little black magic.  

 And here we are.  God, what a sexy bunch of babes we turned out to be.   Richie and me (Becky)  had no problem posing as lovers!   (grin) My mom Renee is inseparable from Stan, and my aunts, Cindy and Lori, are now Jack & Kyle’s “ultimate fantasy!”

For once, we won the “biggest prize”! :)

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Training Regimen (Rachel and Mary celebrate the "Games")

Training Regimen 

Inspired by the Olympic competition in London, out of shape Rick Lombardi and his dad Mike took to the beach to jog off the excess pounds.  The diet supplement they took had some added side effects that required Rachel and Mary to get some new beachwear – that included tops.   

Too bad, because mom and daughter now have gold medal bodies that will make you  swell with pride – or just swell up!

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C’mon & Smile! (Miranda encourages Sonia)

C’mon & Smile!

“Micah, maybe we shouldn’t try and attract undue attention like this,” whispered Sean Fallon, 42, to his son.  

Single parent Sean had bet his son on the outcome of the playoff series, and Micah, 20 who had begun cross-dressing in college, had quite a wicked sense of humor.

“Relax, MOM,” cooed the now gorgeous Miranda.  “I told you they did a great job on us at that salon, and don’t these heels make our legs look so sexy?  C’mon and smile!  Oh look, those guys are coming over here to talk to us!” 

The newly feminized Sonia gulped and looked down at her newly expanded chest.  The rest of that evening was a whirlwind of new adventures for “mom & daughter.”   

Sonia enjoyed the quality time with her child – almost as much as both girls enjoyed Reggie and Shane’s advances!

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Fillies and STUDS (Amelia and Genevieve celebrate the Triple Crown!)

Fillies and STUDS

Glen  Dane loved horses, and at barely 5’, he was a natural as a jockey.  He hoped his son Andy would follow, but he was taller like his birth mother, a floozy waitress.  Andy loved his Dad but he just thought that the racing lifestyle was not for him, and that Glen worked so hard for such little pay.

 

After college, Any told Dad he needed to find “his ride” and he left for the coast.  

 Then one day, a stunning brunette met Glen at the bar where many of the riders frequented.

 

“Andy?” Glen gasped in amazement.   

“Amelia, now,” the transformed young man cooed.  “Now before you judge, let me tell you that, thanks to my hot new boyfriend, I’m actually involved in racing.  Our 3 year old is entered into the Derby!  And you’re invited to join us in John’s private box to see the race; of course, I told him that my MOM was single and looking.”

Genevieve Dane soon found herself in a low cut blue dress (with a matching hat of course), amazed at how comfortable she felt as a lovely lady and re-connecting with her “daughter.”  

 “Mom, you spent all those riding thoroughbreds.  Now you’re going to find out what it’s like to take a rich stud all the way to the winners’ circle!”

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Life In Our New Hometown (Six sweet girls!)

Life In Our New Hometown
“Well, we could be bitter about the chemical spill and its affects on our family,” Joan Crane, 48, said as she assisted her eldest daughter, Tina, 23, for her wedding dress. “But all six of us – my three children and two grandchildren and myself, are actually now quite happy to be female.”

James Crane worked at the Duvalier plant, while raising Tom, Gary, and Dwayne. Tom’s high school sweetheart had left him high and dry with their sons Zack and Leo, and they all lived together. They lived a mile from the plant, and one day Reactor 4’s overflow accidentally spilled into the creek behind the Crane’s land, and as the boys slept they became feverish and groggy, while their DNA was rewritten.

. Duvalier knew they had a PR nightmare and a need to make their employee and family’s life whole again, so they settled big time, even paying for a psychologist to help the family. Ultimately, the six of them helped each other cope.

In their new hometown , Grandma Joan loved doting on her “dress up dolls” Zoey (now 6) and Lynzi (4) while helping Tina with her new motherly chores. But it was Tina’s new baby sisters Gia (16) and Deanna (15) who encouraged Tina to accept the invitation of the cute delivery man, Jason, for a date. The former jocks and “boys boys” were now boy crazy, and they were becoming quite popular at school, but they were good girls who followed Mom’s rules. It was truly as house full of love.

Tina had her eye on just the right gown, and Joan was ready to spend a fortune on the gown, bridesmaids dresses for the older girls, and flower girl frocks for Tina’s girls. And she had her eye on just the right mother of the bride dress – she hoped her new beau Charlie would approve!

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All In Good Cheer! (Lisa and Jodi win by losing)

ALL IN GOOD

CHEER!

While Luke Reynolds was as disappointed that his son John was about Spring Valley High losing the big game to their rivals at Ridge High, they seemed to be enjoying the consequences of the bet they made with their friends, who were Ridge supporters.

“Lisa, you and Jodi look good in Ridge maroon,” kidded Bob Powell and his teenage son Richie.

“Thanks guys. We’re actually enjoying spending this week pretty girls with our handsome dates,” said Lisa with a flirty wink.

“Yea Mom, and I’m having fun as a cute cheerleader, and you make an awesome cheer mom. And isn’t it fun to have a sexy guy as your boyfriend?” Jodi cooed.

Mom and daughter smiled at Bob and Richie, knowing that they had them wrapped around their fingers.

So, in the end, who really won this bet?

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Super "Babe" Sunday (Rhea's family has their own fun)

Super “Babe” Sunday

While most families will be watching the “Big Game” Sunday, Robert Collins, 53, will be hanging out with his 7 year old triplet grandsons – Jimmy, Jerry, and Joey. At the mall. Then at the hair salon. Then, attending a performance of The Phantom of The Opera. Finally, dinner at Chez Renoir.

Why did these all-American boys choose to spend their day not in front of the TV, munching on snacks and rooting for their favorite players?

Because Robert lost a bet to his neighbor, Cathy Doyle, who also happened to be the boys’ third grade teacher. Robert was a huge 49ers fan who talked smack, and the kids emulated their grandpa. So when New York won, Pats fan Cathy set up the family for a trip to visit her friends who ran a cross-dressing transformation service.

Cathy knew that Robert had a stash of clothes in his house and enjoyed dressing as “Rhea” in private. But now pushed into Rhea to satisfy the bet, she enjoyed watching her pride and joys shaped into the super cute Jenny, Jodie, and Janey.

The four blondes really did enjoy the day out as girls and didn’t care that they missed the game. The highlight of the day out was the maître who winked at Rhea as he led them to their table.

“Grandma’s got a boyfriend,” the girls teased.

“Just you wait until you’re old enough to date, my darlings,” Rhea said with a huge grin on her face!

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