Showing posts with label drunk. Show all posts
Showing posts with label drunk. Show all posts
Any Given Sunday (Olivia "coaches up" Hannah)
ANY GIVEN SUNDAY
Hank: Jesus, Dad, again?! You and your love of the Buffalo Bills has gotten you in trouble. How could bet all of that money on them? Sergio will collect , & that means…
Oscar: And that means it’s time for Olivia to come out to the sports bar again, and show one of Sergio’s clients a good time. She’s the ultimate football party girl! Go Bills!
Hank: Do you actually enjoy putting on a wig, lipstick and makeup, go-go boots, and a Bills jersey, and sucking those goons’ cocks? What a fucking spectacle you … oh no…
SHIT! The Packers just gave up that late touchdown and won’t cover. I bet $5,000…
Olivia: And Sergio will come after your ass now, sweetie. You know, I may be able to convince him that my darling DAUGHTER will be on hand to help me entertain next week!
Hank: You are out of your fucking mind, old lady – err man,! I’m not going to dress …
Olivia: Dress like a slut, HANNAH? Tell me baby “girl”, what other choice do you have? Don’t worry, Mom will give you this little pink pill they gave me to curb those nasty male inhibitions!
A WEEK LATER ->
Hannah: Hey handsome! I’m new here but my hot Mom Olivia says she knows you REAL well. She says you like special girls like us who are into football, and “going under center” if you know what I mean! (giggle) And GO Pack GO! Hey, you look like our QB!
Too Tipsy for Heels? (Wendi & Amber: Damsels in Dis-Dress)
Too tipsy for heels?
Alex Clark had been open with his feeling of femininity for about 4-5 years; Alex, rather Amber, felt that he took after his single dad William. Will tried to act tough and badgered Alex to give up on his drag lifestyle; finally, Amber had enough and dared Will to “be tough enough” to walk a mile in her shoes.
And so, one Saturday night, “Wendi” joined Amber after Will left her shave his body, apply a realistic faux bosom, and try on those 4” pumps. Not only did Amber prove her theory that Wendi was just as much of a gurl as she was, she was proved her fortitude.
A few too many “screaming orgasms” made Wendi a little too tipsy in her heels. After her “Mom” passed out on the street, Amber texted those two studs they met at the bar.
When Wendi regained consciousness , a smiling Amber cooed, “Mom, you slipped and fell, so Max and Nate here were kind of enough to help you find your BALANCE.”
Wendi grinned, “How sweet; honey, why don’t you help me thank them properly?” :)
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