Out With The “Big Girls” (Shauna, watch, learn and "grow")

 

Out With The “Big Girls”

"So tell me, Shauna,” whispered Jerry Smith to his teenage son Sidney, at the busy restaurant, “Do you like the gift that your grandma and I gave you for your 16thbirthday a little or a lot?”

“I love them, Mom” chirped the blonde teen, “And it’s cool that you both got a pair for your own.  I guess this means we’re not going back to doing guy things, like going hunting?”

Jessica, Jerry’s alter-ego looked down at her sweet new assets, and then giggled as she saw that her new daughter was just as blessed, as she mulled the question.  She replied, “Well, I am looking forward to our next visit to Victoria’s Secret a lot, but I think we have a new hobby, thanks to our new weapons.  Say Mother, what do you think about us three going hunting?”

Paul Smith cooed, “Watch and learn girls.”  

 Phyllis then turned and smiled at her the middle aged waiter came to the table with the three blonde T-girls.  “A Coke for my granddaughter, and two Cosmos for my daughter and I.  By the way, I’m single – here’s my number.”

As Phyllis slipped the man her number, Jessica poked Shauna and whispered, “That’s how sexy girls like us to hunt.”

  Shauna smiled and nodded  She would soon be hunting alongside them both.

 

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Prize Fulfillment (Sasha + Jane play to win!)

 

Prize Fulfillment

Jack Taylor entered every contest and promotion he could.  And when he and his son Steve went to claim their prize from Snapz Studio, they were shown the fine print: they had won a mother-daughter makeover and photo-shoot, along with the $10 grand prize.  Figuring they would walk away, the Snapz PR team was shocked – they accepted the prize!

“Looking pretty foxy over there, MOM!” giggled the now sweet and femmed SASHA.

 “Not bad yourself,” cooed the elegant and sexy JANE.   “I must say, I love how this feels – right down to the frilly lingerie!”   That got both of them giggling and blushing.

“By the  way – LADIES,” the Snapz executive said while seething, “the contract requires you both to pose for advertising with the winners of our father-son contest, and they are dressed in three piece suits, while you both are in cocktail dresses.” 

“Yummy,” the new mother and  daughter sighed in perfect harmony.

 

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Babes In Joyland (Dina's family have holiday bliss) MERRY CHRISTMAS/HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

 

Babes In Joyland

Darren Crawford  had to bribe his sons Chad and Scott to dress as girls to go along with his own drag disguise – they were posing as Dina, Caitlyn and Shay, the manufactured wife and daughters of Darren’s neighbor, Jeffrey Reed.

The Reed “girls” were being introduced to Jeff’s senile old grandma, who wanted to see the lifelong bachelor with family so that he wouldn’t be excluded from the will.  Jeff promised Darren that he would give help him pay off the mortgage, and then agreed to buy  both boys the new video game system.

TWO WEEKS LATER 

 

“Jeff, honey, the girls and I have a gift for you.  We love the way we look and feel.  Caitlyn and Shay have never been closer than as sisters, and Caitlyn actually has been asked out by a young man…”

“Mom!  It’s just to see a movie…”

“Sis, I can’t wait until I’m your age and Mom and Daddy let me date!”

“It won't be that long, baby.  Jeff, our gift is that you don’t need to pay us.  You just need to love us and make us your family.  And I love being a mom of two girls.  Say, wanna go for a third, handsome? ;)

 

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A Christmas Card (with a shout out to Courtney's Clean Caps)

A Christmas Card:  

A Mother's Love Is Forever

Dear my darling Valerie,

Sixteen years ago, your father George sat alone in his apartment, pulling his hair out wondering how could a single father raise his son Victor without the love of his life, as God took her away from us.  Ten years ago, little Victor told his dad that he wanted to be a pretty little girl and grow up to be as beautiful as the picture of the mommy in heaven that sat on Daddy’s dresser.

“But son, that’s actually a picture of me, after the ladies at the salon dressed me up.  How about you and I become girls together?,” I asked as I hugged you.

This Christmas, we’ve been girls for ten years now.  You were the maid of honor at my wedding, and soon I’ll help you buy your senior prom dress so that you can amaze Jimmy the way I did your step-dad.  Our love of girly things – and of handsome men – is only surpassed by our love for each other – both as mother and daughter, but as each other’s best friends.   

Merry Christmas, my sweet baby girl.

Your loving mother, Grace

Annie sez:

This cap use the image (and a line of text) from a great caption from Courtney's Clean Caps - see the original cap here.  I just want to acknowledge this :)  

 

 

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Mom and Daughters get a Fresh Start (An adorable quintet of cuteness!)

 

Mom and Daughters get a Fresh Start

Jim (40): Thanks so much for helping your step-brothers become your pretty little step-sisters, Alyssa.  I couldn’t have done it all by myself, you know.

Adam (16):  Awww, Dad, you’re the one who taught me how to make myself over into a sweet little thing.  Before Mom passed away, you used to take the six year old version of me out, and treated me to cute dresses and shoes!  Then “Mary” took over your life, told you to be a man and made us purge every single feminine thing we owned.  I’m so glad you and your lawyers sent her packing.

 

Judi: I know, I know, but without her, we’d never have Ryan, Nicholas, or Christopher in our lives.  But she was so controlling, and then she had an affair with her conniving boss!  She won’t be out of prison until my new daughters are out of prison.  By then, Regina, Natalie, and Camille will be in high school.

Alyssa:  Mom, they already confided in that they were scared of Mary, and they love having you as their new mommy.  I told them that as their big sister, I want to be there for them as they grow into beautiful young women.  You know, one day it will be these hotties going out on dates with cute guys from high school.

 

Judi: Just like someone else I know who’s grown up to be quite the looker.  I really like Brandon, sweetie; he’s handsome and polite.

Alyssa:  And a great kisser! (giggle)  Now Mom – you need to get out of the house and find a nice man to take you out on the town.  It’s time for you the be the happy housewife!  Hey girls – don’t you want see our Mommy as a beautiful bride, and us four as her bridesmaids?

Regina (7):  Oh yes, Mommy!  That would be so, so AWESOME!!

Camille (5):  I want to be the flower girl, Mommy!  Or a mermaid!

Natalie (9):  Alyssa, Mom - can you show me how to walk in heels?

Judi:  Wow – looks like we’re all going to have the time of our lives! :)

 

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MADAME JAE'S: The Girls Will Be There Soon! (Kayla + Ivy, just in time)

 

MADAME JAE’S PRESENTS

The Girls Will Be There Soon!

Kiefer Greene knows his dad Ivan has been busting his ass for years to pay the rent, pay the bills, and to be there for his son as a single father.  And Ivan, being the good role model he is, knows that Kiefer has been working so hard at school and dealing with the pressures of modern teenagers.  They have each others back in so many ways, that it shouldn’t be a surprise that they look out for each other.  But how they do that – well, that may be unique.

Keep your head up, keeping moving forward and Kayla will be there for you, Ivan sent in a cryptic text to Kiefer.  She will be looking so fierce, and ready to live life on her terms!  Fashion, boys, and fun days with her momma.  Look out!

Kiefer responded with his own secret message: Whenever Kayla is back in town, you know her hot momma Miss Ivy will be right there with her!  Every man in town would kill for a smile from her, and to watch her walk towards them.

You keep doing what you’re doing Dad, and we’ll get there together  - back to MJ’s and our “girls” will be there!  ILY!

Last summer, both Ivy and Kayla made their Madame Jae debuts, and they loved every second of it – but “real life” came soon enough, and they’ve been saving every penny.  But this year, mother and daughter hope to find just the right J-Club guy – handsome and independently wealthy!

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Winter Break (Nora + daughters say the water's just right!)

 

Winter Break

For as long as they can remember, the three sons of Nick Carras always were bugging the old man to go somewhere exciting over winter break, instead of staying home in the cold Northeast.  Peter wanted to hang with some hotties - Sean wanted to do something exciting – while Trent just wanted to relax and chill out.  Fed up with their wining, Nick booked the foursome to visit a new all-inclusive resort.

 

The website promised a vacation like no other.  They advertising the special healing powers of the natural springs and how they make a man feel like a new person.

 

After 2 weeks there, Nora Carrasknew that she made the right choice.  Pamela, Stephanie and Teresa all begged their mom to book for next year.  Nora had no problem with that.  She was just amazed that everyone back home now only saw them as mother and daughters.  

 What was in that natural springs that turned them into gorgeous females with their new hormones racing??

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Susan's Engagement Party (but it a great nite for Bridgette + Miranda as well)

 

Susan's Engagement Party

“Look, Bryan, just because we divorced over your gender issues, doesn’t mean I can’t stand you.  I appreciate you and Matthew coming, despite the feelings of my family.   And Matty, you’re my first child, and  I know your father and I haven’t always seen eye to eye.  But seeing you both here – in dresses – is a bit much to take.  Please don’t make a scene.”

“Susan, sweetie.   We love you and we are so happy that you and Roger found each other.  But I have realized that I am a woman, and please call me by my new name Bridgette.  By the way, Roger’s best man – he just asked me out next Saturday.”

“And please call me Miranda!    Look – I know you gave birth to me, but this lady is the perfect Mom for me; we’re so close now as girls now!  I hope you understand why I’m going to start calling you Aunt Susie.  I still love you, but you’ll have a new family with your new fiancée and his two kids.  Your step-daughter and I are already becoming friends, and she’s going to set me up with her brother Thad – he’s such a cutie pie!”

By the end of the party, years of distrust and old issues melted away.  Susan was proud of Bridgette and Miranda, which is why she asked them both to become bridesmaids…

 

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Femme-O-Ween 2013: Cougar & Kitten (Oh - me - WOW!)

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MADAME JAE: Team Princess (sequel to Princess Camp)

MADAME JAE’S PRESENTS 

TEAM Princess:

An update from Miss Jessica Fontaine

 

 

Jessi: Hi!  Three years ago, I became a Madame Jae princess, which led to my mom and grandmom to discover the princess inside of them.  Now I’m turning 13, and I’m really looking forward to being a happy teen MJ gurl! My first J-Club dance with an actual date (his name is Gary – way cute!)  Well, here we are at the shop, picking out just the right dress.  Gran says I’m now old enough to show off my long legs and cute behind– HA! – I still have a long way to go to catch up to you & Mom!  

You see, the Princess Camp changed our lives.  We all live as girls – it’s a much more exciting life this way – and we are so closer now!  Mom and Grandma, especially.  The first time they went on dates, they double dated, and they came home giggling and they made me laugh with some of their stories.  Mom ended up engaged to a really sweet guy, and Grandma’s guy really treats her well.  I want a boy to look at me the way they look at them.  One day, I will find my Prince Charming…

Vi: Baby doll, you just stick with your Mom and I .  We’ll make sure you have Gary begging for more.  Work those legs, Jessi!

 

Mandy: Keep an eye on her, honey – my mother is a man magnet.  Luckily for me, I got my man locked up for life.  And I can’t wait for you two to take me to that bridal boutique!

 

Vi: Yes, Amanda, but now I have my Milt and I plan on getting into my own lovely wedding gown.  And - the sexy lingerie for our honeymoon!

Mandy: Mother, we have an impressionable 13 year old in front of us.   That being said, wait until Eric sees what I have planned for our first night…

 

Jess:  Oh you 2 are so crazy!  Look, I’m counting on you both! As a teenage girl, I will act wild & I will cry on your shoulder.  I’m going to grow up to be the best kind of Madame Jae princess – one day I will be a wife, a mother, all while still being the daughter and grand-daughter of the 2 of the best brunette babe princesses EVER!

Want to know how these regal beauties got their tiaras?

Click below to see the original "Princess Camp" part 1 and part 2

 

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