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Showing posts with label boots. Show all posts
Showing posts with label boots. Show all posts
On Thin Ice (Rosa + girls glide into happiness)
On Thin Ice
I had to ask. “Richie, how in the hell did you and your boys end up here at the skating rink dressed like… THIS?”
“Well, you know how much we love hockey, Dan. It’s been very tough knowing that the NHL is on strike. Justin, being the oldest, was needling Andrew that he could only watch ‘sissy’ figure skating. Well, as someone who enjoys being a sissy, I called time out. They were on thin ice already!"
"I punished them both by having them dress as cute girls in skating outfits. I know a little something about these kinds of transformations you know. So, the apple doesn’t far from the tree, eh?"
"Jennifer actually got asked out for a group skate, and I think that Amy will be a heartbreaker like her big sis. No more fighting! And my youngest, Zachary was already pretty girly for a toddler, and Zoey looks so cute in her pigtails. I really have gotten into being a skating mom, and we’ve all gotten a lot closer as girls!”
“You do make a pretty cool mom, Rosalie. And you are all very beautiful. How about if I take you and your daughters on a skate date?”
She grinned, took my hand, and said, "Anytime, handsome.”
So, I want to publicly thank the millionaires who both own hockey franchises and play for them. Without your inane bickering, my future wife and stepdaughters would never have come into my life!
The Family Vices (Rachel & Ellen, on "patrol")
THE FAMILY VICEs
Officer Russ Howe: Dad, I can’t believe after 25 years on the force, that you still go on patrol, undercover in full DRAG. And you look so fucking hot to boot!
Sgt. Eddie Howe: And you seem to have inherited my sexy legs GIRL! I could never handle a desk job. Now remember our cover – I’m Ellen and you’re my daughter Rachel, so you need to call me Mom, OK. We’re posing as two transsexual prostitutes, turning tricks here on the Boulevard. We’re trying to collect enough evidence to convict our “pimp”, Tony T. Now, what do you say if a potential John wants to pick you up and you give him a blow job in his car?
Rachel: $50 – and an additional $50 if he wants to go down on my “clitoris.”
Ellen: Good girl! Now much does it cost for him to fuck you in the ass?
Rachel: $100 in the car, but for $500 he gets both of us and the hotel room thrown in for the night. Plus another $100 if we put on a “show” for him, Mom.
Ellen: Yeah but that’s usually something Tony “arranges” for his mobster friends or the athletes he has connections with. Did you enjoy that weekend in Vegas we spent with the guys from our hometown basketball team, honey?
Rachel: Fuck yea, especially since we have season tickets for their games. So Mom, I was wondering… won’t Internal Affairs or the brass upstairs come down on us for really whoring ourselves out instead of busting perps and going after Tony?
Ellen: Rachel, you’re such a blonde bimbo! Who do you think Tony’s biggest customer is? Chief Taylor is! Don’t you remember when he came to your 18th birthday party, and he spent the night with us? He loves shemales like you and me!
Rachel: Hey you’re a blonde bimbo too Mom! And he’s been so nice to me ever since he coached me in Little League. He’s been so kind to us, hasn’t he?
Ellen: Yea, Warren is a great friend, boss, and good God, that man’s dick is HUGE! Speaking of which…
Hey buddy, looking for a good time tonight? You got your choice– mother, daughter, or both of us whores if you can handle it! ;)
What’s On Their Minds? (Gloria & Julie follow Tracie)
What’s On Their Minds?
“You know when Tracie started living full time as a girl, both her brother and I were against it. But then she dared us to try drag, and I must say, I’m enjoying the time I’m spending bonding with BOTH my sweet daughters. We all bought these lovely boots and wow, they make our legs look so lovely. I guess that’s why Jim – and his sons – got me these GORGEOUS flowers. I think that tonight, I’m going to relax and enjoying being kissed and held!
“I still can’t believe that my rough and tumble dad is really getting into carrying on like a woman! But she really does look so hot, and I really enjoyed bonding with my mom – and my baby sis! God, these boots make our legs look like supermodels! And Jimmy was so sweet to bring us all flowers – he’s as handsome as his dad and cousin Stan. You know, I think I could get used to be his girlfriend…
“It’s working! Just like with me, when I tried on these sexy magic boots for the first time, it turned me from shy TV to lusty young woman. I know my bud Stan has appreciated the changes. He’s the one who helped me trick Dad and Jeff into trying the boots out. Within 2 weeks, they’ll know what it’s like to be a woman – especially the sex! Having Mom and Julie on my side is a blessing, and we’ll live happily ever after as three hot, leggy bitches!
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