Femme-O-Ween 2013: Disney Delight (happy ending guaranteed)

 

Femme-O-Ween 2013

With a trip to the Magic Kingdom on the line, the Greenfield family went all of with their costuming and makeup.  To present three generations as Disney characters was a stroke of genius.   

But when grandmother Monica (as the Queen of Hearts), single mom Paula as the “Belle” of the ball,  and young cutie Emma as the perfect little version of  Cinderella were named the winners, they shocked everyone by outing themselves as the local high school drama teacher Martin, law school grad turned law clerk Pierce, and Errol, the precocious 3 year old who loved all things Disney.  Some people thought it was scandalous – but they were outnumbered by the cheering throngs at the party.

A month later: Three princesses (in more modern clothing)  walked hand in hand into the Happiest Place on Earth…

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Femme-O-Ween 2013: Cum Fly With Us (much better than being felt up by TSA)

 

Femme-O-Ween 2013

Are you tired of your credit card not accumulating enough frequent flier miles?  Are you getting fed up with the run around from the booking agencies, the customer service, and the lack of points and benefits?

Not to mention, aren’t you tired of being a sad sack man, not having any luck with the ladies, and setting a poor example for your male progeny?

Welll, today, your new rewards card is here, and ready to take off.  Introducing the MILE HIGH MISTRESSCARD, from National Bank.  Sign up today – along with your first born son – and receive DOUBLE TG MILES, which you can both redeem for special excursions like the Pratts did…

“Steve and I both signed up for the MILE HIGH MISTRESSCARD, and we chose the Blonde-747 package,” said Jack Pratt of Dayton.  “We had been dressing in drag for years, but once we received our custom female captain and flight attendant costumes in the male, it transformed us from pudgy dad and son into a mom-daughter pair of sex addicts.  With our DOUBLE TG MILES we saved on travel, clothing, makeup, and more.”

“Well, to honest Mom, since we’re now such awesome sluts, the guys we fuck every night pay for everything!  Thanks, MILE HIGH MISTRESSCARD!

And we know just how to thank you for your service – prepare for take

off, gentlemen,” cooed Shana as she winked to her mother Joan…

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Femme-O-Ween 2013: Cougar & Kitten (Oh - me - WOW!)

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A Dynamic Duo (Isabel + Jennifer dispensing justice AND cuteness!)

 

A Dynamic Duo

Ian:  Daddy, how come you dressed up as Batgirl for How-A-Ween?

Jason: Well, I always enjoyed watching Batgirl on TV and reading about her in the comic books.  But, you actually make a much better –a much cuter – Batgirl.  I think I’m going to be Batwoman, who is Batgirl’s crime fighting partner, not to mention she’s Batgirl’s mommy.  

Ian:  You have a great costume Daddy – I mean, Batwoman, and I think you look cute as a superhero too!  And I really like that idea of having a mommy – especially one that fights the bad guys like Joker.

Jason: Thanks, baby.  Well, tonight, instead of fighting the Joker, I thought we’d go trick or treating.  (pauses)  Can I ask you a question?  Would you like to dress up as Batwoman and Batgirl – in our secret identities of Jennifer Ferry and her pretty daughter, Isabel Ferry?

Isabel:  Oh that would be lots of fun!  It’s fun to be a super hero – but I really don’t want to fight people Daddy.  I just like to dress up, and  one day – I want to dress up like a mermaid or a pretty princess – Daddy, can I call you Mommy now?  I like having a mommy again.

Jennifer: Of course, Isabel.   A pretty girl like you needs to be with her mommy.  We’re going to be happy girls – perhaps even happy women  - one day.  Now – are you ready to go out and get some candy?

Isabel:  I am Mommy!  I mean – Batwoman!  Batgirl is ready!

Jennifer: Batwoman is ready as well, Batgirl.  Let’s get going before the Joker gets all the candy in Gotham City!  Follow me, Batgirl!

 

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The New Recruits (Patsy "enrolls" with Taylor)

 

THE NEW RECRUITS

Tanner College was pretty progressive in its GBLT policies governing college programs, which extended to athletics, and in the case of Travis Polley – cheerleading.  Travis had already made the choice to be a sissy shemale, and TAYLOR joined the Prentice High School cheer program as a sophomore.   

By her senior year, Taylor was not only team captain, she was the quarterback’s girlfriend.  Her 18th birthday was the week before homecoming, and she celebrated with her guy going “under” her anal “center.”  The next week, she was all business as she was trying out for the Tanner recruiters.

Patsy Polley, Taylor’s mom, had a lot of questions for the lead recruiter, Coach Marc Jarvis.  Marc assured the concerned parent that Tanner was very TG friendly, and that several trans-girls had previously been members of the squad.   

Patsy seemed pleased, but she had one more “hard” question for Marc; would their be any place at Tanner for a slinky, seductive blonde T-MILF her age? 

If you hadn’t guessed by now, Patsy (born Pete) was Travis’s dad, but the Polleys now had a tight mother-daughter relationship.  Speaking of tight, Patsy screamed for more as Marc’s fat cock pressed into her tight asshole.  Taylor walked in on Marc fucking her mom, and knew she would be a Tanner girl from that point forward!

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Femme-o-Ween 2012: Proud to Represent TG and PBS!

Femme-O-Ween 2012

 My name was Cliff Copeland, but three years ago, I changed my name to Carla Copeland.  Some might say I changed more than that.  But I just merely fixed what “birth defect” I had.  Now before I did that, I was a married man, and before she left to “find herself”, my ex-wife gave me the greatest gift in the world.  My child, born Heath Copeland.  

Since my ex apparently doesn’t want to be part of either of our lives, I am more than happy to be my baby’s mother.  The great thing about this country is that no matter who are born as, you can go on to be the person you truly are.  That is the value I want to instill in my child. 

Unfortunately, I see threats to our individualism, and our right to freedom of expression.  I have always been a woman, and the day my angel said to me, “Mommy, I want to be a girl too,” I knew that we would together stand up to closed minded individuals.  

 It’s ironic that Election Day is right after Halloween.  In a recent debate, one candidate felt that Big Bird was – ell, not important.  But my Helena LOVES Sesame Street, and she picked our costumes this year.  My darling baby girl is the cutest Cookie Monster!   

And as far as my getup – I think I’ll wear this to the polls, because I can.  God bless America.  Also, my boyfriend said he had some “candy” for me… :)

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Femme-o-Ween 2012: A Lust for Literature

Femme-O-Ween 2012

Paul: A little miscommunication in synching our costumes, son?

Rick : Dad, you said “everyone’s favorite literary bespectacled literary figure.”  Have you never heard of J. K. Rowling?  

Paul: Duh, I teach English for a living!  But I actually am at fault.  I found a Dumbledore costume, except that, well, the beard would hide my fake boobs.  And besides – this shows of all my curves!

Rick: And no guy would ever not find you in a crowd , “Mom.”  And I totally agree, you made the right call.  We’ll win the contest easy!

Patricia:  I think we’ll win more than that, honey.  Probably get a lot of phone numbers and Facebook requests!  Cute skirt, girl. 

Rachel: I love it, it’s the best part of this costume.  I can hear it now “Hey, baby, I’ll show you a magic wand.” or “Yo – you want get together for a little one on one Quidditch?” (giggle)

Patricia: Ha!  Most guys will ask me “Where’s Waldo?  Look down!”

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Football Super-Fans! (Rah-rah for Leah & Jessica)

FOOTBALL Super-Fans!

To say that Justin Logan and his father Luke are huge fans of the NFL and the Atlanta Falcons would be an understatement.  The Logan house is a shrine to the “Dirty Birds;” not only Falcons memorabilia, but jerseys, hats, and yes, costumes.   

One time , the duo on a dare from their friends wore mascot costumes – with wings, beaks, even real feathers.  Then, an Atlanta radio station had a contest –  “Show your loyalty to the red and black by dressing as the ultimate Falcons Super-Fans!”  The winners would get free tickets to the luxury box at the stadium complete with on field access and meet and greet the players. 

 Justin and Luke had an epiphany, and they called Luke’s cousin Merilee who ran the best transformation salon in Georgia.  While hundreds of other fans wore masks, body paint, and weird goggles, “Jessica” and “Leah”  sashayed to the prize in matching cheerleader outfits – blonde wigs, and go-go boots.  And because “mom and daughter” have such tight tummies and sexy legs, they were quite popular with the team.   

In fact, the last we saw them, they followed two players back to the locker room for a little pre-game “stretching.”

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Winging It! (Shannon & Daisy serve it with a smile)

WINGING IT!

Samuel Powell: Dad and I were just trying to win a $1000 prize for costumes.  Yes –as Hooter girls!

Douglas Powell: It wasn’t anything special – wigs, padded bras, and we didn’t even shave our legs.  But we did pull it off, and looked very convincing.  Each of us got numbers from guys.  It was empowering!

Shannon: We were stuck in our lives anyway.  We spent the money on stuff that would help make us even more babe-riffic.  Hair removal, salon treatments, HORMONES, and even some coaching.

Daisy: Voice training, even ballet and fashion class.  We now live as mom and daughter and having a blast!  But we knew where our “talents” would be most appreciated – so we applied for server jobs here!

Shannon: And how can Mom and I serve you? Hmmm

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ANNIE'S CAPS - Mr. Spock would find this family "Fascinating!"

WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE
Brothers Scott and Curtis were true Trekkers, and Scott’s son Andrew started attending the conventions with his dad and uncle almost as soon as he could walk. Their circle of friends challenged them to the ultimate cosplay dare.

They rejected the Orion slave girl triplets (darn) in exchange for trying on the classic female uniforms you remember Uhuru and Nurse Chapel wearing.

Their friends gave the family a liter of “Romuluan ale” to calm their nerves. That clamed them down as they got into their roles.

“Captain Courtney” made a cute petite blonde, where her big brother became big sister as “Dr. Sondra”. Sondra’s son was now her daughter and “April” was tall, slinky “Chief Engineer” April posed with her “Mom” and “Aunt” at the con, where thousands of horny nerds found their sexy legs “fascinating!”

Soon, the trio caught up with their friends who had dared them to do this; those guys had dressed as a Klingon invasion force. Something in that Romuluan ale must have influenced their attitudes. Each of the feminized Federation fairies was well on their way to letting an ultra-masculine Klingon invade and conquer their “final frontier!”

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MOTB Halloween Special (Yes I know it's November 1) :p

MOTB Tales:
Wedding on All Hallows Eve

At age 40, Charlie Perez wanted a change in his life – and he didn’t want to go at it alone. His widower father Ron, 61, had helped him raise his son Nick, 18, as a single dad. He knew they were all lonely and needed a change too. At first, they resisted Charlie’s idea for a Halloween party. But there they were, at church, as a – bridal party?

The “busty bride”, Carla, whispered to her family, “See, I told you we’d make sexy girls. BTW, that is a real priest, and I’m now Mrs. Luis Colon. My new father-in-law is very rich and really has the hots for you, Momma. And Lou’s nephew hasn’t taken his eyes of you, baby girl. So ladies…”

“I can’t believe I’m saying this, but, I really want to get to know him, Mom. Grandma Renee?”

“Nellie, my sweet granddaughter, your mother has shown us the way. We’re going to leave our sad male lives behind. I’m looking forward to Lou Senior making a real woman out of me!"

“Oh I’m so happy – and those hunks over there will be happy to. Because were Perez girls and we are in charge now. They’ll do anything we ask them so long as they can have us,” cooed Carla.

Renee and Nellie grinned in anticipation!

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Femme-O-Ween Costume Party: 3 Generations of Goddess

F/T Femme-O-Ween

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your EYES.

Behold, where once stood peasants (George Cole, 55, his son Brad, 28, and grandson Jacob, 5) now stand three visions of loveliness - the great Empress Gloria, her daughter, the Lady Barbara, and her Ladyship’s daughter, the beloved Princess Juliet.

Let us all rejoice in their mutual acceptance of the female spirit inside each one, as well as the loving bond shared by three girlish generations.

ATTENTION ALL CENTURIONS, SENATORS, AND OTHER NOBLEMEN:

Both the Empress and her daughter are seeking a “sturdy” consort!

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Femme-O-Ween Costume Party: "Cop" A Feel - Now Spread Em! ;)

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