Femme-O-Ween 2013: Disney Delight (happy ending guaranteed)

 

Femme-O-Ween 2013

With a trip to the Magic Kingdom on the line, the Greenfield family went all of with their costuming and makeup.  To present three generations as Disney characters was a stroke of genius.   

But when grandmother Monica (as the Queen of Hearts), single mom Paula as the “Belle” of the ball,  and young cutie Emma as the perfect little version of  Cinderella were named the winners, they shocked everyone by outing themselves as the local high school drama teacher Martin, law school grad turned law clerk Pierce, and Errol, the precocious 3 year old who loved all things Disney.  Some people thought it was scandalous – but they were outnumbered by the cheering throngs at the party.

A month later: Three princesses (in more modern clothing)  walked hand in hand into the Happiest Place on Earth…

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Femme-O-Ween 2013: Cum Fly With Us (much better than being felt up by TSA)

 

Femme-O-Ween 2013

Are you tired of your credit card not accumulating enough frequent flier miles?  Are you getting fed up with the run around from the booking agencies, the customer service, and the lack of points and benefits?

Not to mention, aren’t you tired of being a sad sack man, not having any luck with the ladies, and setting a poor example for your male progeny?

Welll, today, your new rewards card is here, and ready to take off.  Introducing the MILE HIGH MISTRESSCARD, from National Bank.  Sign up today – along with your first born son – and receive DOUBLE TG MILES, which you can both redeem for special excursions like the Pratts did…

“Steve and I both signed up for the MILE HIGH MISTRESSCARD, and we chose the Blonde-747 package,” said Jack Pratt of Dayton.  “We had been dressing in drag for years, but once we received our custom female captain and flight attendant costumes in the male, it transformed us from pudgy dad and son into a mom-daughter pair of sex addicts.  With our DOUBLE TG MILES we saved on travel, clothing, makeup, and more.”

“Well, to honest Mom, since we’re now such awesome sluts, the guys we fuck every night pay for everything!  Thanks, MILE HIGH MISTRESSCARD!

And we know just how to thank you for your service – prepare for take

off, gentlemen,” cooed Shana as she winked to her mother Joan…

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Femme-O-Ween 2013: Cougar & Kitten (Oh - me - WOW!)

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Femme-O-Ween this week - then a break?

 

Hey everyone!

I will be out of town for a while, so this coming week - a week ahead of Halloween - I will be posting my annual 3 Halloween themed caps.  Above is representative of the stars of the 2010 2011 and 2013 series of Femme-O-Ween caps.

And when I get back, I may be slower to restart activities here for a couple of reasons:

1. I have been not been as productive as in the past.  I'm sure the general malaise of TG blog activity is to blame.  Also, the commentating of the blog has gone WAAAYY down.  :|

2. The next post will be #800 in the life of AFT - and legit I have redone several concepts many times.  Also, many of the best pix for capping have been used.

3.  I feel like I'm having less RL time to do this.

Now, I don't see me closing the blog or eliminating my archives.   I hope some of my works lasts for a long long time.  I just may be less likely to come up with 10-12 new caps a month.   I still love the thrill of showing you all what goes through my mind - and other body parts. ;)

One idea I have is to resize my caps to be tablet friendly.  Most of my caps are 16x9 as that's the size of my laptop monitor, but most tablets are 4x3 so they look small and skinny.  I want my caps to be as "full figured" as well, I do. LOL

Anyway, thanks for reading TTFN....

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A Dynamic Duo (Isabel + Jennifer dispensing justice AND cuteness!)

 

A Dynamic Duo

Ian:  Daddy, how come you dressed up as Batgirl for How-A-Ween?

Jason: Well, I always enjoyed watching Batgirl on TV and reading about her in the comic books.  But, you actually make a much better –a much cuter – Batgirl.  I think I’m going to be Batwoman, who is Batgirl’s crime fighting partner, not to mention she’s Batgirl’s mommy.  

Ian:  You have a great costume Daddy – I mean, Batwoman, and I think you look cute as a superhero too!  And I really like that idea of having a mommy – especially one that fights the bad guys like Joker.

Jason: Thanks, baby.  Well, tonight, instead of fighting the Joker, I thought we’d go trick or treating.  (pauses)  Can I ask you a question?  Would you like to dress up as Batwoman and Batgirl – in our secret identities of Jennifer Ferry and her pretty daughter, Isabel Ferry?

Isabel:  Oh that would be lots of fun!  It’s fun to be a super hero – but I really don’t want to fight people Daddy.  I just like to dress up, and  one day – I want to dress up like a mermaid or a pretty princess – Daddy, can I call you Mommy now?  I like having a mommy again.

Jennifer: Of course, Isabel.   A pretty girl like you needs to be with her mommy.  We’re going to be happy girls – perhaps even happy women  - one day.  Now – are you ready to go out and get some candy?

Isabel:  I am Mommy!  I mean – Batwoman!  Batgirl is ready!

Jennifer: Batwoman is ready as well, Batgirl.  Let’s get going before the Joker gets all the candy in Gotham City!  Follow me, Batgirl!

 

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Femme-o-Ween 2012: Follow the Yellow Brick.... Hoes?

Femme-O-Ween 2012

“OK, so Andy Ferry is coming as the cowardly lion and he’s actually OK with Garrett dressed as Dorothy?  Boy that will be a train wreck,” guffawed Nestor Wallis, who was decked out as Baum‘s famous tin man.  

“Hey he lost a bet, Dad,” snickered Brendon Wallis, Nestor’s college age son.  “He’s kind of skinny, so he might be able to pull it – HOLY SHIT – is that him and who’s that other…”  

 A gorgeous leggy brunette dressed as Dorothy Gale sauntered  up to her long time neighbors.  

 “Hi guys,” cooed Gretchen. “What  do you think of my costume?  And look, here comes MOM, and she’s finally found the courage  to be herself.”  

Already slack jawed at the youngster’s debut as a hot T-girl co-ed, they were blindsided by the curvaceous MILF that Ava Ferry had become, in a lion costume that was FIERCE – not simpering.

Three hours later, Nestor had Ava screaming, “Make me purr baby!,” as the tin man thrust into her round rear “pussy.”   

Down the hall, Gretchen stroked Brendan’s cock as she wrapped a leg around his torso, whispering,  “There’s no place like your bed, scarecrow…”

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Femme-o-Ween 2012: Proud to Represent TG and PBS!

Femme-O-Ween 2012

 My name was Cliff Copeland, but three years ago, I changed my name to Carla Copeland.  Some might say I changed more than that.  But I just merely fixed what “birth defect” I had.  Now before I did that, I was a married man, and before she left to “find herself”, my ex-wife gave me the greatest gift in the world.  My child, born Heath Copeland.  

Since my ex apparently doesn’t want to be part of either of our lives, I am more than happy to be my baby’s mother.  The great thing about this country is that no matter who are born as, you can go on to be the person you truly are.  That is the value I want to instill in my child. 

Unfortunately, I see threats to our individualism, and our right to freedom of expression.  I have always been a woman, and the day my angel said to me, “Mommy, I want to be a girl too,” I knew that we would together stand up to closed minded individuals.  

 It’s ironic that Election Day is right after Halloween.  In a recent debate, one candidate felt that Big Bird was – ell, not important.  But my Helena LOVES Sesame Street, and she picked our costumes this year.  My darling baby girl is the cutest Cookie Monster!   

And as far as my getup – I think I’ll wear this to the polls, because I can.  God bless America.  Also, my boyfriend said he had some “candy” for me… :)

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Femme-o-Ween 2012: A Lust for Literature

Femme-O-Ween 2012

Paul: A little miscommunication in synching our costumes, son?

Rick : Dad, you said “everyone’s favorite literary bespectacled literary figure.”  Have you never heard of J. K. Rowling?  

Paul: Duh, I teach English for a living!  But I actually am at fault.  I found a Dumbledore costume, except that, well, the beard would hide my fake boobs.  And besides – this shows of all my curves!

Rick: And no guy would ever not find you in a crowd , “Mom.”  And I totally agree, you made the right call.  We’ll win the contest easy!

Patricia:  I think we’ll win more than that, honey.  Probably get a lot of phone numbers and Facebook requests!  Cute skirt, girl. 

Rachel: I love it, it’s the best part of this costume.  I can hear it now “Hey, baby, I’ll show you a magic wand.” or “Yo – you want get together for a little one on one Quidditch?” (giggle)

Patricia: Ha!  Most guys will ask me “Where’s Waldo?  Look down!”

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Femme-O-Ween Costume Party: 3 Generations of Goddess

F/T Femme-O-Ween

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your EYES.

Behold, where once stood peasants (George Cole, 55, his son Brad, 28, and grandson Jacob, 5) now stand three visions of loveliness - the great Empress Gloria, her daughter, the Lady Barbara, and her Ladyship’s daughter, the beloved Princess Juliet.

Let us all rejoice in their mutual acceptance of the female spirit inside each one, as well as the loving bond shared by three girlish generations.

ATTENTION ALL CENTURIONS, SENATORS, AND OTHER NOBLEMEN:

Both the Empress and her daughter are seeking a “sturdy” consort!

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Femme-O-Ween Costume Party: "Cop" A Feel - Now Spread Em! ;)

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Femme-O-Ween Costume Party: Feelin' Groovy As Girls!

F/T Femme-O-Ween

Dan Hendricks (35) thought he had stupidly ruined Halloween his boys Sammy (14) and Justin (12). He thought he had ordered hippie costumes, but these go-go boots, tie dye headbands and flower power mini dresses were meant for girls!

“Of course they were meant for chicks, man,” said the old stoner to Dan as the incense seemed to change his body to that a leggy brunette.

“I guess you’re right, thanks dude,” winked Darlene as she headed back to her house. But what would her kids think?

She got her answer as she saw Sheri and Jasmine, looking righteously cute in their costume.

“Groovy, costumes, Mom!” they said.

“Far out,” Darlene said to herself…

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