Buying your first copy of a Sandy Thomas novel at the seedy bookstore - $8
Taking your mom’s lingerie to the dry cleaner to get out the stains - $11
Winning 1st prize at the costume contest with your girlfriend- $100
Paying alimony to your now ex-wife, who you freaked out by wanting to always wear her teddy –
$300 (every month)
Airfare for Junior after your ex says she “can’t handle his urges” - $400
Taking the kid shopping after your heart to heart talk - $1000 – for each of your new wardrobes
Breast forms – 36 C and 38 DD - $75 each
The look on your dates’ faces when you made your “mother-daughter” debut…
PRICELESS…
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