"My Unique Family" as told by "Lil Kitten" Jodie (Nana helped!) ;)

My Unique Family… by Jodie Hyde

I have such a large family of sexy shemales that it’s hard for all of us to be together at once.  Today, Aunties Alectra & Emily are off being naughty somewhere else (giggle).  This picture shows off  the boob jobs that  my mother Evie, Kyra, my lovely “Nana Belle” Annie, and Aunties Jo and Vicki all got this year.  

 Now, as a teen hottie, I won’t be going under the knife for as few years, but the hormones have already given me a sweet pair of titties.  Because it’s so hot outside, we hotties are having a pool party with some “friends.”  

 Will the Hyde Honeys misbehave?

What do YOU think?

 Nana already told me, “Now Kitten, go put on your bikini so our guests can see how much you’ve grown up since you became Jodie!”

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Get ready, kiddies...

 

 

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Quick Update (returning in about a week)

Hi gang!  I sure have missed making caps and posting and making the rounds of the other blogs.  I am still out of pocket for another week, but I did visit many of my faves.  Some of the "dailys" like Diane Leonard and Knights are in full swing - and when I left, my sweet Evie was creating like a madwoman.  I know she and Kyra have grown closer and I couldn't be happier for them.

And then I was amazed to learn that Evie is now a "mom" herself, to a girl named Jodie.  Jodie has her own new blog and I can't think of a better adoption, next to my own adoptions of Evie, Kyra, Alectra, Victoria, et al.

But now I realize that my daughter's daughter is my... granddaughter? o.O  I'm a grandmother!  Wow!  Should I now cease making sexy caps and now focus on stories of making peach cobbler, knitting, playing bridge with the ladies down the hall, and other "old lady" stuff?  Take the next jet to Boca Raton, and get a condo that's tiny and easy to take care of?  Sell my stocks and buy CDs?  Make sure I'm getting enough calcium?

LIKE HELL! ;)

If you've paid any attention to my work, you'll know that I love the concept of a "mature" woman who carries on like a younger hottie.  Stars like Susan Sarandon, Jane Seymour, Helen Mirren and Susan Lucci are idols of mine!  They've turned back time with their sexual appetites.  A woman who can make a man half her age hard as a rock!

OK enough silly rambling.  Jodie, on your blog, you asked me what you should call me, and I was already thinking ahead about that last night.   I was thinking of Nana or Nanny - or perhaps Nana-Belle or Nanny Annie.  Does that work for you, Kitten?  And I've decided (woman's prerogative) that you will be Kitten to me ;)  Nana needs to give you a name too, dear child. 

Now, I will not be your blue haired granny, let me warn you Kitten.  I will be right there with you (and your Mom and Kyra) shopping for sexy dresses and high heels and naughty lingerie.  I will be rocking as tiny a bikini as you will.  And I will show you what it's like to by a Hyde Honey.  I'm sure we'll be sharing as many cocks as I have with my daughters.  

I am so looking forward to "spoiling" my granddaughter! And I look forward to being productive again soon.  Until then, tata...

PS: I'm also redoing my look when I get back, and I've already changed my profile name to Annabelle Hyde, because I'm embracing my role as the head of the family.  Kyra, I'd love to see you do the same. ;)

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Uffff.!!!!! PREPARANDO EL MEGA POST AMATEUR QUE SE VIENE..!!! atte: EL BIG CONDE DRACULA

- VENIMOS DEMORADOS  CON LOS POST.....PERO NO OLVIDADOS , EN DIAS TRENDREMOS UN SUPER MEGA POST COMO ESTAN ACOSTUMBRADOS  EN ABDCHICAS  POR AHORA TENGAN A MANO ESTAS SUPER NALGAS 100% AMATEUR CALIFICADAS 5 ESTRELLAS.!!! SALUTACIONES DEL BIG CONDE PD: de esta bebota amateur tenemos pic ...como para hacer dulce y cada pic supera a otro SI SEÑOR.!!!!!..como las fotos se las saque en tiempos diferentes , en algunas me aumento un poquito de peso como notaran , pero se le van pa' el CULO EL SOBREPESO...VERDAD.?????? SALUTACIONES

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That’s Granddad? (and I'm off on vacation!)

 

That’s Granddad?

Will: Granddad! OMG!  He – she looks like a SI swimsuit model!  Not a 55 year old woman –or man!  Wow, I was so amazed when you and I – father and son – used that magic chant to transform into the hot babes we are…

Jeff: Well, he was always in good athletic shape like us.  But yea, she’s turned out to have quite the curvy figure.

Winnie: Like mother like daughter (looks down at her chest) and maybe someday – like granddaughter.

Juliet: Honey, you’re 16 going on 36-24-36, trust me.  Now look, I don’t know if she’s ready to think of herself as a granny.  Just refer to Granddad Alex as “Aksana.”  I love that name, as it refers back to our Russian heritage.  Don’t you love it, Winnie?  We’re like three czarinas!

Winnie:  I do, but our forefathers – or foremothers – didn’t wear bikinis around the Kremlin.  Hey – she’s coming this way!  (waves) Aksana!  How do you feel?

Aksana:  This is incredible girls.  When I first saw my… MY breasts, I thought I would never get used to them.  Now I feel so free in this swimsuit – they move with…

Juliet: Now mother – our Winnie is feeling kind of sensitive about the “development”  she has left to do.

Aksana: My little angel, look at all of the men on this beach staring at us.  It’s a new experience for all of us!

Winnie: Yes, and we will never ever forget this vacation!

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That Old Pick Up Line Works! (Maddie & Judy are available)

 

That Old Pick Up Line Works

“Wow a couple of blonde babes!  Are you two lovely girls twin sisters, by chance?”

John Culver  knew that  he and his son Matt were being fed a standard pick-up line, but a little parental pride shaped his answer.

“Actually, we’re mother-daughter.  I’m Judy and this is my pride and joy, Maddie.”

The kid played right along, “But everything THINKS my mom looks like my sister.  We’re VERY much alike,” Matt cooed.

As the handsome stranger was joined by his friend, both guys and both “girls” were quite aroused. Judy and Maddie could see the bulge in their slacks… but they wondered if the boys could make out their erections inside their silky panties.

Horny as they were – they really didn’t care!

 

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MOTB Tales:The Last Laugh (Barb influences her family)

 

MOTB Tales: The Last Laugh

When I last saw my father and two baby brothers, I swore that I was show them that I could make it on my own as a girl!  They told me, “Brent, you sissy, we’re ashamed to have you in our family.” 

 Well, after fully transitioning to Barbara, and meeting my soul- mate, I knew that I was set for life – Roy’s family has a fortune.  One problem – I needed my family to represent at the society event of the year, but I wasn’t going back to them without a plan.  My Dad, Jake, was unemployed, and Mike and Keith were always lazy slackers – so I could entice them that we could take care of them if they would agree to some makeovers.   

Oh the shame on their face as they walked into the salon for the first time.  Two months later, the results are greater than my wildest dreams.   

Here they are, sexy MOTB Joanna, and her young daughters, hottie bridesmaids Melody and Kara.  At least Mom and Kara are enjoying their gorgeous gowns and the attention of the men here.  Melody still looks a little bit tentative.   

You better shape up sis, or I’ll let your secret out!

 

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The Ticket To Success (Debby & Holly get lucky)

 

THE TICKET TO SUCCESS

Harry Martin had assumed his son Damien had entered their names in a contest to win a free fishing trip or World Series tickets.  But young Damien had an ulterior motive – to spend some time as the hottie within – and to find his mother some three years after her untimely passing.

   “I should be pissed at you,” whispered the newly minted Holly to her child. “However, I love how we have come together as if to pay tribute to your dear departed birth mother, Jane.”   

But young Debby turned to smile at the camera, as they posed for the syndicated magazine detailing their makeovers.  

  

“That’s true, Mom, but look at us!  Our matching dresses! These high heels that make our legs look so sexy!  And I can’t wait until our dates arrive.  Are you ready to be kissed by some hunky guys?”

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Sue’s House of Fashion (with Eli & Katie stealing the show)

 

Sue’s House of Fashion

What a pair of lovely models.  It might be shocking to know that they are guys – a father and son no less.  On the left is dad Eugene and son Kirk, but dressed as they are, please call them Elinor and Kate.   

You see, Sue’s has been the beloved destination for T-girl fashions in this region for many decades.  And Eli and Katie come by their hot looks and sexy style naturally.  The clothier is owned by Samuel Chin – who you see on the right.  

Yes, that’s our other “bombshell.”  Suzanne Chin, the proprietor, is Eugene’s father/mother and Kirk’s grand-dad/mom.  And now that the business is taking off, all three Chins are leaving maleness behind, much to the glee and delight of their would-be suitors!

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VACATION DETOUR (Janet & Andrea find some accomodations)

VACATION DETOUR

Father and son,  Joe and Alex Ellis planned for every contingency with their unique road trip vacation.  They had created dual IDs for their alter egos, Janet Evans and her college age daughter Andrea.  Even credit cards!  

 But they hadn’t counted on losing their purses in a wild night out at the tranny bar .  Unable to secure a hotel room, Jan and Andi had to make a deal with these two guys they met at Sister Stella’s bar.  

 Despite having to sleep in the back of the wagon, both mother and daughter bonded over the sexcapades.  So by the time they made it back home, they had gotten very used to being very well fucked.   

For that reason, Len and Al followed these sluts back home!

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Rachel's Heaven (starring my daughter Kyra & me)

 

Rachel’s Heaven

Rachel was a one-woman itemization guru.  She knew how to bring the sensual woman out of any man she encountered.  Her favorite project of all time was her neighbors upstairs, a sales executive (Michael) and his college age son (Keith).  She had a mad plan; the boys agreed after she weakened their resolve.

Whenever Keith was home on break, Rachel went to work on transforming them as the sensual Annie and her daughter, the lovely Kyra.  Then she had them pose in her studio in all sorts of fashions – dresses, bikinis, formal gowns, and , yes, lingerie.  

This picture is Rachel’s favorite – most because it put the pretty “girls” close to each other.  You can see the arousal in their eyes.  What you don’t see is their mutual  arousal in the front of their panties.  They’re aware of the scent of jasmine perfume and the tingling of their now soft skin.  Their have had a little wine – with an extra shot of “girly gin” as Rachel likes to call it.

Annie has  never been in the presence of such a beautiful  young lady as her “daughter” – and Kyra is in absolute awe of the way her “mother” looks – and feels.  At this moment, both of them would say “oh yes” to anyone – would that include each other?  

Rachel hopes you visit her website today to see what they decide.

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Mother Confessor (Staci gets Farah to talk)

 

Mother Confessor

Seth (13): Admit it – you were never going back to being my father Frank – and because you roped me into this crazy disguise too avoid the cops, I was going to stay your daughter for as long as necessary.

Frank (37): I know you probably can’t forgive me, for destroying our male lives – but, sweetie, every moment I have spent as a woman has been incredible – our mother/daughter talks, these lovely new clothes, and I think you and I have both enjoyed the extra attention we’ve…

Staci: So you have a date with Mr. Conroy, huh?  Dinner, movie…

Farah: We’re just… friends.  I’m not going to embarrass you by act-

Staci: Mom.  It’s OK.  I just want to know if I can come with you, and… I’d like to bring Zack Conroy with him.  It’ll be fun, us four…

Farah: Are… are you sure Staci?  Do you really want to start dating?

Staci:  I know what you are thinking Mom.  Aren’t I a little young?  Well, for solo dating yes, but a double date with our parents, we’ll behave – that is if you two behave as well.  Ha-ha.  I’m kidding Mom.

Farah: You’re an amazing child, boy or girl, (sniff) Thanks my love!~

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