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A New Kind of Paradise (and the vacation we'd all enjoy!)



A New Kind of
Paradise
“Oh look at this water.  So warm, so crystal clear.”

“It’ll feel so nice to wash all of this sand off my back.”

“My back – my arms – my legs – my ass! (giggle)”

“Your forgot one thing, son.  Your new pussy.”

“Yea, but that’s not sand, Dad.  That’s the cabana boy’s spunk, running down my legs – and yours.”

“Oh yea – how did that get there?”  Both laugh.

“So how are we going to explain this when we fly back home?  Oh, we magically became a hot mom and daughter after drinking that blue tequila drink.”

“Looking like we do, and knowing that no male with a pulse and dick can’t resist us – why say anything?  

I think our lives are a lot easier now – sweetheart.”

“Hmmm… you’re right – Mom.  Oh yes, this water’s just right.  Now, where did Pablo head off to?”

Surreality TV (starring Prue, Patti, Sondra, Julia and Ashley)

SURREALITY TV
The men of Demetrius family felt that if some goofy Guido's from Jersey came find fame, fortune and babes from their reality show, so can they. So cousins Paul and Andy convinced the three brothers – Paul Sr, Andy’s dad John, and the kid brother Sam, to sign the contract without consulting the family attorney.

Too bad; there was no network, and the executive producer ran off without a trace, leaving the five guys made over into three sexy Greek “cougars” – two of which were “moms” to their hottie daughters, while one was just the slutty aunt.

Their reputation ruined, the quintet decided that if they looked like Garden State TV rejects, that they may as well relocate to Newark and try and catch the eye of a rep of the networks scouting talent.

Meanwhile, they have gotten pretty talented at scouting which hot guys they party with – sensitive guys who can appreciate fake tits and spray tan!

ANNIE'S CAPS - Subterfuge (AKA What if the Middleton birds were...)

Subterfuge

A ROYAL PARODY ABOUT A VERY SPECIAL FAMILY


29 April 2011, just outside Harrods


“Well, look at all of these paps taking photo after photo of the future consort and her family – wouldn’t the press have a field day if they discovered your true physical nature and disposition – Christopher?”


“Not so loud – Peter– you never know who’s listening. If word got back to Will’s gram, she’d throw all three of us in the Tower of London for 100 years!”



“Don’t worry your little sissy head off, my son. Her Majesty knows all about his love of trannies, and she was the one who came to your stepfather and l – once he fell in love with me after I gave up my life as Calvin, father of two sons, he went along with the grand scheme to claim us as his girls. I don’t even think Scotland Yard or MI5 have any idea of our true chromosomal distinction – or any pictures of our actual genetalia. Trust me loves, the Royals have completely suppressed any notion that the future bride of the monarch, her darling baby sister, and her proper but sexy mum are anything BUT 100% girly.”


“Oh I so love this life, Mum, and to think about tomorrow in my gown – and sis, I love your shape in your attendant frock - oh bugger, I hope we can all keep our sceptre in check! This could be an issue!”


“Brother/sister, dear… I’m kind of hoping that I get to brush my willy next to old Harry, see if he’s inclined like his brother. And Mum, I know you’ll give Father a good time this week, but you should explore some fresh meat. I hear Becks secretly lusts for T-ladies!”


 
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