Corruption Has It Benefits (Just ask Brie+Juliet)

 

Corruption Has It Benefits

"John… I found this… pornography… on our son Bradley’s laptop.  Care to explain where he got this from?”

“Patricia, you’re as sneaky as ever.  I’m so glad our divorce is final and custody is secured.  To answer your question, that is most definitely not porn.  What this is my lovely daughter Brie, posing for a mother/daughter photo.  Look at her legs.  My little girl is growing up so fast!”

 

“What the… that’s no little girl, that’s MY son.  And that’s you… You little… FAIRY.  Corruption of a minor, eh.  I think I’ll call social services and report you as…?”

“As a caring parent?  As one who has recognized their child’s true gender identity?  Guilty as charged, bitch.  I have all of this documented with my lawyers, including the papers I filed to changed both our names.  Call me Juliet now.  The child you neglected during our marriage has no use for you now, and I delight in her calling me her MOTHER.  Not you, Patricia.” 

Patricia faints at the news.  Young Brie walks in the kitchen and sees her birth parent passed out on the kitchen chair.

“There’s my laptop!  Oh, she found my favorite of the two of us, Mother.  Our legs look so sexy together, don’t you agree?”

“I so agree, my darling.  And thank you again for encouraging me to dress up as a woman.  I enjoy matching your style.”

“Oh I so enjoy corrupting you, mummy!”